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The Three Wattos
A Star Wars mystery 26 years in the making
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Facebook Will Sell You A Bridge
This is not a scam (to the best of my knowledge)
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Wrecked Cars and the Art of Managed Expectations
Beacons of honesty in a world of broken trust.
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A Neon Sign About Your Mom
A Facebook Marketplace find that has me questioning everything I know about man caves.
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The Philadelphia Eagles and the Power of Fuck You
Go birds, and go to hell everyone else.
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Every Baseball Team Ranked By Angels in the Outfield Helpfulness
SPOILER: Number one is still angels.
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Leaving On A New Jersey Train In Georgia
Have you ever ridden public transit in the greater New York City area and wished you were 1) not moving and 2) eating salad nicoise?
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A reader-guided series of columns (usually about sports, but not always), where the audience serves as my assigning editor.
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